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A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If
you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."  He bent over, picked up the
frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how
you are my hero."  The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and
returned it to his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a
beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week."  The
man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his
pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll
stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want."  Again the man took the
frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter?  I've told you I'm a beautiful
princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want.  Why
won't you kiss me?"

The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer.  I don't have time for a
girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

Grins,
   Shrax {SHIELDMAN} of the @}-,-'--

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